I went on a series of dates recently, and the first was a tragic disaster simply because the boy showed up drunk, decided to try and fuck me on the first date, and uhm.. well that sort of describes a lot of my dates...

His name is Jesse, and I met him with Chance and Hannah and I went out to Friday's one night, and he was our server. I was writing all over the check like I usually do when I go out to eat, and so I told him he would have to come back to get it because I wasn't done. He replied with "hey... why don't you put your number on it" and I said "well.. haha don't tempt me" -- he says "no seriously, do it, put it on there."

So I did. I mean how harmless is that?

Later on in the night he saw Chance and Hannah and me outside and so he asked where we worked and stuff, and when we replied, he said he would stop by the next day to come and see me there. Wonderful. I thought he was just being social. But the next day he showed up! Unfortunately at the time, I didn't have any open tables so he left and called me later. We then made plans to go out that night after I got off from work. Too bad the date SUCKED.

You don't show up for a first date drunk. You just don't! I can understand if I've been dating the guy for awhile and he's had a hard day at work and decided to get drunk, fine fine, that's super. But... the first date? please.

He said he had had a lot of fun on the date, but he never called back. I don't mind at all, that little pervy slutbag.

The next date was with Paul, whom has been trying to coerce me into going out with him for the last two years. And I've been avoiding the contact because we met on myspace and I think that love on myspace is shallow and unwarranted, really, and there was really no spark between us so far, but he insisted and who am I to say no?

He was the most boring man alive.
And he has this Amish beard. I ono if he is or not but...
He's Amish by association.

so boring. He didn't have any ideas on what to do so I did what I wanted to do on a Friday night. I went to Slick Willies with him and we played pool. But the entire night he bitched about how much he doesn't like pool and how bad he is and blah blah you know, that's just awful. If he had had any other ideas, I probably would have gone along with them. But he didn't. He's just a complainer. So after an hour (cos they have an hour minimum) we had to leave. Right before though, when I was super bored of him complaining, I started to look over at other tables, and I met these two guys named Dave and Stan :) I talked to them for awhile (they were a lot more entertaining) and they said they would come visit me at work one time!

they ended up coming to visit me yesterday, it was wonderful! they're so nice and so interesting more on that later.

soooo Paul and I left Slick Willies and went to Kerby, where we were sitting for awhile idly cos he's BORING. Then all of a sudden I see Robby and Chance, and they're meeting a whole bunch of people from work at Kerby!! So I invite them to come sit at our table to ease the boredom, and we have so much fun, and I have so much sugar, and thank goodness because I really needed to escape the monotony of Paul and his Amish-ness.

After leaving all of them, and finding out that Paul is a homophobe, he invites me to Mt Bonnell to smoke cigars. Wtf. It was like 4 in the morning. Psycho. I don't smoke cigars anyway. I just went home.

Terrible.
And now I like this guy named Phil and I wish I could just go up to him and ask him out but... that's next to impossible. Bummer, cos he's wonderful.

Hannah thinks I should just ask him out.
I might.
Yikes.
xoxo